too old for this shit

i've been saying this for quite some time and i found this to be so true last week when i had to put someone in line for calling my phone "private" repeatedly as though i wouldn't have anything to say about it. i first thought it was my "least favorite mistake" but soon found it to be someone who has no idea what can of worms they have now opened. i decided i did a good job of not going to jail after almost going last year (i know. almost doesn't count) and with my birthday fast approaching, i wanted to be a good girl all month. moral of the story. let me catch that slut next month and it's been one. i know i'm too grown for this shit but i am only going to tell another "grown" muthafucka one time not to fuck with the chuck!!