my horrible-scope

i took my boys on a field trip downtown due to their fascination with the train. needless to say, they discovered it was overrated and found more excitement in how close the pigeons walked to us. now i, on the oher hand, did find something about the train ride back intriguing. some previous rider left their newspaper on the seat next to me and when i glanced over, it was on the horoscopes. hmmm. what nonsense could it say about my sign? so i glanced over and skimmed my report only to find it precise. according to the predictor, i am sexually dissatisfied and i'm wondering if my new boyfriend (yes. it said boyfriend and not mate) Knows my errogenous zones. it ended by stating eventually, it will get better. (thanx for something to look forward to) so my question is, how in the hell is everyone in my sign sexually dissatisfied? that's a lot of people. and damnit, we're fucking awesome! so why can't we have our fleshly needs met? thanx ruling planet, mercury! couldn't have done it without you. *insert wink here*