are we going thru this again?

i am not the nicest person in the world but i have recently made an attempt to uproot and plant a new tree (because it's gonna take more than me turning over a new leaf). this involved me being nicer to people making an attempt to join my "circle of trust" it was going well until i was actually challenged by this mission. i met someone and we started texting. two weeks into the texting-ship, he took off his mask and showed me his "Hyde" (pun intended). after not conversing for four days, he went completely out of the box and called me. what is wrong with him? doesn't he know i don't waste my unlimited minutes talking to people. and lucky for him, my phone was not doing that thing it does (sending everyone to voice mail when i accept a call). he gave the usual selective memory explanation. how is it you don't remember a full textersation that we had no more than a week prior? and you swear you don't erase any of your texts. so i ask if he let someone else (who he swears doesn't exist) have his phone and he says no. i ask if maybe he is single but some female considers him her boyfriend (you know how that goes) and of course his answer is "no" and proceed to tell me how you couldn't find your phone for the whole weekend. so how do i know it was even you who sent the texts to me and not some random chick who had your phone. you swear you don't remember the texts and they came from your phone. i don't have time for the nonsense so when you ask if we can go out and chill, i tell you "NO"
i don't understand (and damn sure not trying to figure out) why you insist on telling the untruth (not saying lies anymore. or at least trying not to) or your version of the truth. i'm not going to be mad at you if you have a woman because i'm not trying to put in an application for the position. even if i were, i would respect you more if you were honest with me. it just amazes me that men really believe a woman is dumb enough to fall for their bullshit.com and since i'm allergic to it, i can usually smell it a mile away.
i have come to the conclusion this new found "friendship" is coming to an end already. i'm not sad about this loss because it's definitely for the better. maybe it will help him see there are women out there who don't settle for just any guy who comes along (because i sure as hell don't). ok. i'm done griping. back to your regular scheduled program.